Hello, my classmates!
I read an interesting articles in the Korean newspaper, so let me share it with all of you.
FUNNY STORY 1
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."
"The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"
The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee, OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."
The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger."
FUNNY STORY 2
A guy finds a sheep wandering in his neighbourhood and takes it to the police station.
The desk sergeant says, “Why don't you just take it to the zoo?
The next day, the sergeant spots the same guy walking down the street with the sheep.
“I thought I told you to take the sheep to the zoo,” the sergeant says."
“I know what you told me,” the guy responds.
"Yesterday I took him to the zoo. Today I'm taking him to the movies."
FUNNY STORY 3
A woman went into a small restaurant.
She looked at the menu and choosed what she wanted to eat.
The waiter noticed that she had closed her menu, so he came over the table.
"May I take your order now? he asked.
"Yes.", she said, "I'd like a steak that is burned entirely on the outside, french fries that are so greasy that they stick together, and for dessert a piece of chocolate cake that is as hard as a rock."
The waiter was shocked and said, "Ma'am, we can't do that."
The woman smiled and said, "I don't know why not. you did it the last time I came in here."
I read an interesting articles in the Korean newspaper, so let me share it with all of you.
FUNNY STORY 1
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."
"The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"
The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee, OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."
The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger."
FUNNY STORY 2
A guy finds a sheep wandering in his neighbourhood and takes it to the police station.
The desk sergeant says, “Why don't you just take it to the zoo?
The next day, the sergeant spots the same guy walking down the street with the sheep.
“I thought I told you to take the sheep to the zoo,” the sergeant says."
“I know what you told me,” the guy responds.
"Yesterday I took him to the zoo. Today I'm taking him to the movies."
FUNNY STORY 3
A woman went into a small restaurant.
She looked at the menu and choosed what she wanted to eat.
The waiter noticed that she had closed her menu, so he came over the table.
"May I take your order now? he asked.
"Yes.", she said, "I'd like a steak that is burned entirely on the outside, french fries that are so greasy that they stick together, and for dessert a piece of chocolate cake that is as hard as a rock."
The waiter was shocked and said, "Ma'am, we can't do that."
The woman smiled and said, "I don't know why not. you did it the last time I came in here."
I heard some of them before. In Hong Kong, we called this kind of joke is "Broken Gag" or "Gag".
ReplyDeleteI love these stories!!!(*^-^)b
ReplyDeleteI love the first one^^